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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Daycare Divas Rules of the World

1. Learn to walk to the right when you are in a public place (as in a crowded shopping mall). Is it that hard to know where to walk as to not cause a pedestrian traffic jam??

2. Don't stop in the middle of walking without moving to the side first! If people would follow driving rules while walking the world would work much better. What would happen if you just decided to stop in the middle of the interstate because you need to talk to your passengers to figures out where you want to go next?? Think about it.

3. Don't park on my side of the street! Park in front of your own god-damn house!! Is there something wrong with the road in front of your house? Are you trying to get in extra exercise? I like to park in front of my house, my daycare parents like to park in front of my house. Move your sorry ass car and tell your friends to stay the fuck on your side of the street. You will keep your neighbors much happier if you follow this simple rule.

4. Drive-thru's are for quick orders only. If you want a simple Grande Mocha then feel free to get in the drive-thru line. If you are ordering 6 frappuccino's, one soy, one non-fat-no whip, one non-fat, no whip, sugar free, extra blended get your lazy ass in the store!!! You can order all the non-fat frapp's you want but it isn't going to help...you need to walk you butt in the store and order. Don't waste my time!!! Same goes for all other drive thru's. Special order=go inside and order.

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