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Showing posts with label gemini. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gemini. Show all posts

Thursday, April 22, 2010

One Girl, Two Boobs starting anew.

I decided today to start my blog all over again.  You think crazy things at 5am while you are pumping and this may be one of them.  Before I really get started here you must learn a few things, a few rules if you must.

1. I do not spell the best.  I mean, I'm no third grader trying to phonetically spell out words, but sometimes in the heat of the moment, in my frenzy of typing, my brain and fingers get confused.  So please don't yell at me and if you do, I may tell you to sod off.

2. I have horrible grammar. Always have, most likely always will.  You can write to the public school system I attended and complain to them.

3. I am a true Gemini and seem to have multiple personalities and this also makes me seem that I have a bad case of ADD.  I ramble everywhere, over hear, over there and oh look! there's a chicken!

4.  I use a lot of punctuation that is wrong and not necessary.  I seem to love to put apostrophe's everywhere.  I even like to hang them on my wall for decoration.

5.  I make up words.  My husband find this endearing.  You may find it annoying.

I think that covers the main things and now I am off to get my 2 daughters off to school.  Yay.